4am. The Cat Channel is on, tuned to Calinda B.

Cat 1: Is she awake?

Cat 2: Tap her face and find out.

Cat 1 (tap, tap, tap): nope

4:05am. The Cat Channel is still on, set to Calinda B.

Cat 1: Turn on the Zen alarm.

Cat 2: Purr purr purr.

Cat 1: Anything?

Cat 2: Not yet.

4:15am. The Cat Channel is still on, still tuned to Calinda B

Cat 1: Anything?

Cat 2: Nope.Try more tapping.

Cat 1 (tap tap tap): Nothing yet.

4:30am. Cat Channel still tuned to Calinda B

Cat 1: Turn the volume up on the Zen alarm.

Cat 2: PURR PURR PURR

Cat 1: Anything?

Cat 2: Nope

4:45am. Cat Channel STILL tuned to Calinda B

Cat 1: Try running across her chest with your claws out.

Cat 2 (extending claws – SHICK! run run run)

Cat 1: Anything?

Cat 2: Maybe.

4:46am. Cat Channel STILL tuned to Calinda B – Both cats flying off the bed.

Cat 1 and 2: She’s awaaaaaakkkkkke. Goooooood job!

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